You and your friends will love playing with your D.I.C. (a Decision Inspiration Computer). It's perfect to whip out at parties, Bear Run's, the bar, and other get togethers where only adults are attending. Just take your D.I.C. out and watch everyone's eyes light up with joy as you work it back and forth.
OR Use your D.I.C. as a conversation starter with the hot guy you've been dying to talk to. Just ask him if he "wants to play with your D.I.C?" and take it from there.
D.I.C.s are for intended for entertainment and comedic purposes only targeted at adults aged 18 and up. Use at your own risk. You are NOT obligted to participate in any of the activities instructed by the D.I.C. If anyone chooses to engage in any of the actions printed on the D.I.C., they do so at their own risk. As always, practice safe sex at all times.
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WHAT IS A D.I.C.?
A D.I.C. is a Decision Inspiration Computer. It is a novelty entertainment toy which helps you and a friend (or group of friends) decide what to do, with most of activities being vulgar, crude, and sexual in nature.
Each D.I.C. is programed with has 8 "decisions" printed on it. The "decisions" are randomly selected from a list of over 200 possible options. "Decisions" could include "Buy Me Flowers," "Give Me a Kiss," "Suck My Cock," or something much more extreme.
There are over 100 different D.I.C.s produced each having their own unique combonations of "decisions." This means two things. 1) No two D.I.C's exactly alike and 2) the more D.I.C.s you play with, the more fun you and your friends will have.
HOW DO I USE A D.I.C.?
Ask any adult friend (aged 18+) to pick a number to start. Work the D.I.C. back and forth counting up to the number selected by your friend. Have them repeat the process two more times. On the third time, have them pick a color from the choices visble. Once they do, reveal the "decision" printed underneath that number and find out what the D.I.C. thinks they should do!
CAN I PLAY WITH MY D.I.C. BY MYSELF?
Sure! Although, it is much more fun if you play with your D.I.C. with someone else. It's a great socializing tool. Ask someone at the bar or a Bear Run to play with you!
WHERE CAN I PLAY WITH MY D.I.C.?
Play with your D.I.C. in the comfort of your own home, your friend's home, or even your local adult bar. We've found these to be a BIG HIT at Bear Runs and Bear Gatherings where a lot of people are mulling around. Because of vulgar content found on the D.I.C.s, we reccomend you don't play with your D.I.C.'s in general public or in front of anyone under the age of 18.
HOW BIG ARE THE D.I.C.s?
I know from personal experience bears have big fingers. That's why we made our D.I.C.s BIG! When unfolded completely, they are approximatley 9.75"x9.75." We cut them from a bigger 11"x17" so bears would have an easier time getting their fingers in the crevasses. That being said, the D.I.C.s are just made of paper so if your too rough with a D.I.C, you could break it, and nobody likes a broken D.I.C.
ARE THE D.I.C.'s CUT?
Yes! Our D.I.C.s are already cut and folded for you.
HOW LONG WILL A D.I.C. LAST?
This all depends how hard and how much you play with your D.I.C. The more you play with it, the more they will wear down, especially if you're rough with it. That being said, we're confident you'll get as much satasification as you want from playing with a D.I.C. before you decided toss it aside with yesterday's trash.
ARE ALL THE D.I.C.s ALIKE?
NO! We have over 100 different D.I.C.s right now, and we are constantly making new ones. Each D.I.C. has 8 decisions progamed into them selected from a list of over 200 possible decisions.
That's not all. We've strategically designed them so each of the 100 different D.I.C.s we offer are printed with a different 8 decision combonation from the others. This way if you whip out your D.I.C. and your friend whips out theirs, your D.I.C.s will be most likely be different.
CAN I PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH DECISIONS ARE PRINTED ON MY D.I.C.s?
Yes and no. Order our Virgin D.I.C.'s. The decisions are left blank for you to write in whatever your heart desires.
DO YOU OFFER SPECIAL DEALS TO LARGE QUANITIES FOR ME TO PASS OUT AT BEAR RUNS?
Email me at email@example.com and lets talk through the details.
AM I LEGALLY REQUIRED TO DO WHAT THE D.I.C. TELLS ME?
As said above. No! A D.I.C. may tell you to do something you don't want to do, but you don't have to do it. While D.I.C.s are so appealing that you want to abide by their instructions, please know, our D.I.C.s are designed for enteratainment purposes only, therefore, you are NOT required to complete any action instrusted by the D.I.C. unless you voluntarily choose to so. That being said, if you do choose to engage in any sexual act, you do so at your own risk. Also, please play responisbilty and always play safe!
CAN THE D.I.C.s BE RETURNED?
Once money is exchanged for a D.I.C. it cannot be returned. No offense, but we don't want back any D.I.C. you or your friend's have handled.
HOW MUCH MORE ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOU D.I.C.?
What can I say, I love talking about D.I.C.s, but I think I'm done now.